Jeff Carter has been harassing me ever since being nominated for Hot Stick of the Week on this very blog. It is so sad to see him make such a fool of himself...looking all around for me during warmups, then hitting the puck directly at the glass in front of me to get my attention!
Carts, I hate to break it to you, but six foot three blond haired blue eyed 22 year olds just aren't my type! I mean sure, mixing it up a little during the Carolina game was a step in the right direction, but I just don't think it would work out between us.
Yes, you can still keep hitting the puck right at me during warmups, but I am still not going to flinch. Yes, you've got a hard shot, I get it, you're in the NHL. I'm sorry, but you're just too old for me!(Yes, I have been spending way too much time over at SportSquee...Margee's delusional state is contagious!)
