I'm so glad my seats were comped.

"Are you fucking kidding me?"

Wow. Just wow. That's all I can say. I had to get a drink after that 7th goal. I don't know what to say, other than it's nice to see Lavi is using his mean face already. Poor guy.

I guess we can take solace in the fact that when the Habs fired Carbo last year, the team didn't respond quickly either, but look at them now! Uh, whoops. Bad example.

Please stop talking about the loss to the Devils!

George Hanson wouldn't ask about the Devils loss!!!

So I'm sitting at home fast forwarding through Daily News Live today, pausing only when they get to an interview with Danny Briere. (I mean, cmon, do they really think I'm gonna watch a story about Eli Manning on his way to the Super Bowl? Puh-lease.)

So Barkann is talking to Danny, blahblahblah and then someone asks him about the loss to New Jersey last week. Dude. Come on, knock it off. We have two regulation losses in the last 14 games, and both are to the Devils. Maybe it is because of moronic reporters asking moronic questions about losing to the Devils. Just a thought. Here are some questions that would have been more interesting:

1. "Danny, have you considered getting outside more? Cuz dude, you are pale!"
2. "Does Tom Brady have too many teeth, and does he look like Jack Nicholson's character in Easy Rider?"
3. Is it cold enough for ya?

Ugh. Please just no more Devils questions.

Are you kidding me?

14 Shots on Goal?!!???