Really crappy Video from the scrimmage

Wow

Do you like blurry pictures?

I hope so, because I suck at taking pictures of hockey boys. I took about 155 pictures and got 3 that are worth posting. No Lie. We'll get to the pictures later. First things first.

I went to the scrimmage between the Flyers and Capitals rookies today (essentially a Phantoms/Bears game). A few quick notes about that:

1. If you want a spot on the glass, get there early, bitches! Look, I drive about an hour to get there and I got there at 3:20. The scrimmage starts at 4. Therefore, I get a spot on the glass. If you get there at 4:20, you do not get a spot on the glass. If you get there at 4:20, just turn around and go home.

2. If you do get there late, don't try to squeeze in. I will step on your feet.

3. I am in love with Karl Alzner.

4. Downie was nearly unrecognizable, as he has grown a mountain man mustache and beard.

5. Patrick Maroon is so klutzy and so talented at the same time. How can it be?

6. There appears to be a new Flyers blog written by a chick. Whoa. Stop the presses. This event deserves a post of its very own!!!

That's all for now, I will post the pictures later...

Fakeout!

I wish I could say this was from training camp, but alas, it is from the July rookie camp. Work is preventing me from getting to much preseason action. Grrrrrrrrr!

Okay here is my fantasy hockey team....

1. (11) Ryan Miller G
2. (14) Anze Kopitar C
3. (35) Sergei Gonchar D
4. (38) Thomas Vanek LW
5. (59) Rick DiPietro G
6. (62) Mike Knuble RW
7. (83) Brian Campbell D
8. (86) Rod Brind'Amour C
9. (107) Scottie Upshall RW
10. (110) Sean Avery LW
11. (131) Tom Preissing D
12. (134) Francois Beauchemin D
13. (155) Scott Gomez C
14. (158) Jaroslav Spacek D
15. (179) Ben Eager LW
16. (182) Scott Hartnell RW

Uh oh, Zippy is a senior cat!

Someone is smoking f&$@ing crack if they think I am answering the damn phone today.